Fav RP Moments

[Tiana]

^ me too!! i'd be crying for days if jack died. well if he does die, they'd BETTER have a good reason for it!!

[Hannah]

^^ill come too! *puts on her black make up already, just in case*

[Jacky]

Ok, this is really HUUUUGE!

White is Jack, orange is Linda:

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*hears the bells of the church ring* ..uhoh.. *sees the big doors open* HELL!!! *dives over the altar just before people start coming in* ..I've been in tis situation before.. it realllly wasn't tha' comfortable *crawls to the room in the back*

*after awhile she walks into town again and sees people walking into the church*
oh, isn't that nice......I bet there's a lot of shiny things in there!
*grins and sneaks in among the crew* *stops in the middle of the crowd and looks up in the cieling* wooooow.... *realizes it might seem a little odd that she's wearing a pistol and a cutlass to church so she hides the cutlass in her pants by the leg and pulls the shirt over the pistol then keeps walking, looking up in the cieling at the gold-things*

*gets on his feet in the backroom*
PRIEST: *turns around and sees Jack* WOAH!
Shh! *puts a hand over his mouth* *rolls his eyes skywards* ..Father, no offence, bu'... *knocks him out* *looks around the backroom* ..oh great.. no way out.. bu' through that church.. well I'm sure the people will leave sooner or later when the priest doesn't show up *looks at the unconcious priest*

*the people is now sitting but Linda keeps walking on the aisle ( huh?) and looks around then burst out:*
This is one hell of a place!!
*gets totally silent and she looks around and sees all the people staring at her* *cough*
I mean..."oh, look what heaven sent!"
*stares and sits down trying to come up with an idea of how she can steal things from the church*

*hears Linda's voice and looks trough the door* ..wot the hell? *looks at the priest* ...oh I did it before, why not again! *grins and takes off the priests robe and puts it on over his cloths* Ready or not, here comes they messias! *walks into the church* ...rise, my children. *everybody gets up*

*snaps out of her thoughts when everybody stands up so she does the same*
Sh!t! Is the priest here now! okey...now I just have to...fit in among these religious guys here..*stands properly and smiles*

*puts the hood of the robe over his head and watches Linda from underneath it* ...we are gathered here t'd.. today to... *frowns* I don't know a d**n thing about tis! ..wait a sec.. *points at Linda* You, young lady. Please come foreward and tells these people why we are here today. Come come, don't be shy.

*stares and points at herself*
ME!? ookey, might aswell...
*people are looking at her*
might aswell do what he says..be nice in church...
*slowly walks up to the "priest"*
what the hell am I gonna say!?

*grins but nobody can see becos of the hood* *walks to Linda, and puts a hand on her back, leads her to the altar and turns her to face the people* *doesn't take the hand off her back* ..do speak... *grins* Tis is too d**n funny!

*stares at the people and swallows hard*
eeeeehhh...*coughs* We're here...we're gathered here today to...*coughs* Alright...we're gathered here today to...celebrate!
*people look at eachothers*
eehhmmm...celebrate the death of Jesus!
*people gasps and stares at her*
*realizes what she said* no no no, I mean we're gonna...celebrate that he...that he was such a nice man!

*grins and decides to make Linda some more nervous* *lowers his hand from her back to her ass and playfully sqeezes it* *has a hard time holding back laughter*

*her eyes widen*
THE PRIEST JUST GRABBING MY A$$!!?
*realizes there's no way out of this except for keep talking and move a little away from the "priest" while she says:*
yeah...celebrating..that's a *glances at the "priest"* good thing to do so that's...why we're here today! err...and...today is actually...it's...Sunday! and you all know what happens on sundays, right! ...yeah, celebrating in church!
duuh!

*is dying of laughter inside* *walks over to her again* ..but celebrating, my child, shouldn't we live.. sober?

*stares* eerr...yeah...we...
s he have to stand so close!!?
we can celebrate without any alcohol! We drink....we can drink...water! eerr...so! now I think that I've *cough* told you guys- errr, people why we're here today..! to..celebrate Jesus with some water! Holy water off course!
what am I doing here?

Celebrate Jesus with holy water? *puts his hand on her ass again, but the people can't see* Are you... sure, about that? What about foregiveness and gratefulty, my child.. what about.. virtue.. and.. *slaps her ass playfully* ..sin? *holding back laughing*

*eyes widen again*
Sin!? oh..ehm..*takes her hand behind her back and pushes away Jacks hand* yes, we shouldn't..*feels the hand on her ass again* today your sins will all be forgiven! *walks a little to the side again* So...today is the day that we celebrate Jesus with holy water and therefor your sins will all be forgiven! *turns to the "priest" and mumbles:* Please, Father, really I'm not a church-person, let me just go back to my seat alright and I promise I'm gonna tell ya I've sinned and all then you pat me on the head and say "forgiven" and I can walk away?


*grins* An' now.. this young lady will sing the first gospel!

*stares at the "priest" and out over the people in the church* I...I...*turns to the "priest"* I'm really no good at church-songs, in fact I don't know a thing about church-songs!

*grins* I'll start, then ye sing... agreed? *grins again, then sings:* Mama used to warn me to beware those.. *looks at Linda* ..you go on.

(!!!!!!!! This is the first line of a story Linda once sang to Jack !!!!!!!!)

*jaw drops, she stares out over the people and then turns to the "priest" and quickly takes off the hood and sees Jack* YOU!!!!
*the people gasp and looks at them*
*doesn't know if she's gonna be angry or not so she starts to laugh*

*burst into laughing* GOTCHA BIG TIMES MISSY! *wraps his arms around her*

AAAAARRRGGH!!! YOU STUPID, EVIL..*keeps laughing and call him names while she playfully hits him*

*people gasps and starts slowly walk out of the church*


*laughs and looks at the people walking away* ALL GO IN PEACE AN' BOYS BE NICE TO THE GIRLS AND VISA VERSA! *grins*

*Linda stops and looks at the last people leaving the church and when they're alone she turns to Jack:* YOU'RE CRAZY!!! *laughs* HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME STAND HERE TALKING BULL! *laughs* "celebrate with holy water"!!?! what the hell!!? And you started grabbing my a$$!!! *laughs* I thought *laughs til she chokes* I thought it was a perverted old priest!! *laughs till she falls down sitting on the ground*

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[Lana]

*dies of laughing* Baahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah ;D

[pirateotc]

AAAAAAAHH!!! Jacky!!! *dies of laughter* oh jeez, those were good times, GOOOOOD times! ;D oh jeez, totally insane, who get an idea like that?! ...okey, don't need to answer that
Linda and Jack.. yeah those two were truly.. "often imitaded never duplicated"-couple totally crazy!
d*mn I miss those two...

[Devyn]

LOL, OMJ, that was grrrreat! I was laughing so hard when "the priest" grabbed her ass. Bahahaha, I'm still laughing!

[Lana]

Me too! ;D ROTFL! ;D

[Hannah]

lmao yes i remember that! that was cool!;D

[pirateotc]

Oh yeah, I got to think of this one too:

Okey, it's also from Behind Jacks Palmtree and it was when my character (Linda) meet Devyns character (Devyn) and at the first sight they really start hating eachothers and arguing. I loved playing that cause their dialouges to eachothers were so sarcastic and evil! (which you'll probably notice )
Here are some of those dialouges! I had so much fun playing:

(Devyn, hope ya don't mind I post it, tell me otherwise )

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Devyn:
"Want to tell me?"
Linda:
*is frustraded now and smirks and say:*
Well oh there are SO many ways for me to tell ya this,
I guess I'll just start with some from the top: No, nada, nope, niet,
negative, no way jose, never,
not in a million years, not a chance aaaaand the favourite;
Guy falling off a cliff:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo.....~

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Devyn:
"Unlikely. I'll be dead from my own hand, before I'll let you do
that." Devyn stares at her, not backing down.
Linda:
*looks back at her* oh, then thanks for spare me the job
*grins then turns around and walks back up on deck as she mumbles:*
pathetic piece of sh!t...

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Linda:
*looks at Devyn* If I let you live, will ya at least try to live til
Jack kills ya?

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Linda:
*looks at her* I just helped you and you just thanked me....
let's pretend this never happened and I'll go get myself drunk..

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Linda:
*glances at her*...and now you smiled..do you realize how pathetic
this all is? jeez...
Devyn:
Devyn stops smiling, "Yer right, smiling is pathetic."
Linda:
No, not smiling. This situation....most you tho

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Devyn:
"Why can't I stay?" Devyn grins innoocently. "I promise to be good."
Linda:
That was almost funny.

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Linda:
I'd hate to know that I've been nice to my hate-object number one, so
get a move on.
Devyn:
Number one, really?" Devyn grins over her shoulder, "Should I be
honored?"
Linda:
You should, and you can make your acceptance-speech ready incase
you'll get a price..

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Devyn:
"You're annoying as hell, ya know that?"
Linda:
*smiles broadly* I KNOW! *grins and takes a bow*

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Linda:
*looks at her from the railing* You really try hard to be my biggest
pain in the a$$, aren't ya?
But I tell ya what...you've already took that price!

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Devyn:
"I think I'll wait right here, thank you. Maybe I can become even
more a pain in the a$$."
Linda:
*giggles* Oh no, you can't!
Devyn:
"I can try."
Linda:
Well *shrug her shoulders* I can't say I don't see the dirfference
*grins and keeps looking at her* You're doing great

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Linda:
well, just so ya know, if ya step higher up on this gangplank or even
walk up on the ship,thinking no one will notice, then oh my,
someone will hurt ya so bad that ya scream so loud
Satan wants to rip the contract he made with you at your birth,
just so he can get some sleep!

[Lana]

*reading them over and over* ;D
Wow! Cool! ;D

They're brilliant!!! ;D