The Beach House

[jnorrington]

Nice!

[madambeckett]

James is informing be that it should be on the 11th July. This is afterall, when I get back from New Zealand. Cutler Beckett, in all his tiny glory, is coming along in my suitcase - who needs clothes when you have a short English Lord in ya suitcase?

Anyway, back to the party.

Will have to get Hector onto the Muse business...perhaps he could take them off world's end to get them in the piratey spirit. I'm sure they'd be very comforted by his idyllic "we're good and lost now".

[propertyofcapnjack]

I concur. The 11th of July it is.

[elizabethjaneswann]

Jack walks up to T.J.

"You're a mighty fine friend, and I HAVE found a girl. Her name's Elizabeth, but not Turner. Muahahaha. Savvy?"

Okay then. Who's Elizabeth? It's ME! ELIZABETH! Well, I'm gonna give my fake last name I give to everyone: Hartford.

Jack says we should move the party to 29th July because that's when I come back from Hong Kong...and he doesn't want any missing party guests!

Hey, what about, oh what is it, Mister Gibbs? He doesn't wanna miss the rum!

[propertyofcapnjack]

^ Cool beans. Captain Jack & I are happy for you ... now run along.

Jack: *raises eyebrow* Who the HELL is Elizabeth Hartford?

^_^ She's that lass that needs to learn how to share & understand her Jack is her Jack & everyone else's Jack/or any POTC person (or any fictional character for that matter) is their own also, in their eyes. The whole claiming thing is a bit pathetic & I don't see anyone else doing it. I was surprised when I read her profile & her age was 18.

& Loo, I have a feeling Muse will die ... just a hunch.

[elizabethjaneswann]

Just because I'm 18 doesn't mean I can't have the fun I did when I was younger ! Do you hate me or something? Because I think you are cool!

Anyway, back on track:

Jack: Well I think she means that HER Jack Sparrow is Johnny Depp. And in her eyes, that would be me for the time being.

^^Hey, T.J., it IS okay to love Johnny Depp and any fictional character he might play. And I'm playing around okay?

[propertyofcapnjack]

^ Hmm, you misunderstand me. I don't think being 18 & doing what you do is wrong at all - I'm 19 & I'm the same, except, I don't tell people at their beach house that Jack has a girl & it's not them, & it's me with a fake last name. I understand you're playing around, lol, butttt I'm going to defend that you aren't the rightful owner, why wouldn't I? *My* home, *my* version of Jack, ye know?

[elizabethjaneswann]

^Gotcha. My eyes, my Jack, but I'm not gonna say anything.



I'm a really stupid little slack-jawed idiot.

[madambeckett]

Hey all

Party on the 29th? If I don't have an essay due anytime then, then I'm set. There is nothing worse than trying to write an essay, at the beach house, during a party. When drunk, James is always trying to get on the computer to use msn. It's severely annoying.

About Muse: you're right, they'd die.

Now, for the sake of sanity, I think I should get my dearest Cutler to hire some EITC bouncers - to stop you two (TJ Sparrow, Johnny and Jack's Wife), from killing each other over Jack.

Or I could lock Jack in a dungeon so neither of you see him - but somehow that'd be cruel and there would be no entertainment...except for James and Cutler singing duets, Barbossa crashing into a tree with his eighth consecutive car...and Jack the monkey still trying to find his way out of the toilet.

I was thinking Davy could be DJ - the tentacles could come in particuarly handy when swapping tracks etc.

And as for elizabeth (as in turner), I'm thinking we should do what Pedro did to summer wheatley in Napolean Dynamite - PINATA! is that how you even spell it? oh vell.

Well, I have a long day of flying ahead of me, and two weeks of Cutler filled new zealand tripping! I will no doubt find an internet cafe and continue with this, but until then - good luck

[elizabethjaneswann]

^BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!