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Post by propertyofcapnjack on Nov 3, 2007 4:18:25 GMT
So, a few hours later the "300" DVD has mysteriously been snapped & dumped into the bin. Well, it would have been mysterious if it weren't for the icing finger prints all over it. Yes, Hector's chocolate cake has been made & it was very delicious.
It has been decided that it's really time for an evening trip to the waves! *Takes Jack's hand.* We'll meet you there.^^
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Post by madambeckett on Nov 3, 2007 5:31:53 GMT
The following morning, I generally wake to the sound of the waves, and more noticeably the sound of Cutler snoring in bed beside me. With a wistful smile, I get to my feet and check out my own personal DVD collection. Thank god the chocolate cake crazy wenches had not laid hands on MY 300 DVD. Every now and again, one must turn away from the splendidness of Cutler and involve themselves in a bit of "FOR SPARTAAAA!" action.
Meanwhile, James is naked in the kitchen with Severus. There is, in theory, nothing suspicious about this, as the men of the Beach House are often seen running around naked. Yet, strangely enough, I am suspicious that just maybe there is something going on between these two sexy sons of bitches.
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Post by elizabethjaneswann on Nov 7, 2007 23:22:13 GMT
I'M ON AGAIN! WOOT!
hi TJ!
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Post by propertyofcapnjack on Nov 8, 2007 5:50:59 GMT
AHH! *Clutches heart* Don't jump out like that! -_- Anyhow, welcome back. ^___^
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Post by madambeckett on Nov 8, 2007 6:07:07 GMT
I have just been banned from the kitchen (the beach house on that is). Cutler pulled me out of there, informing me that i did not need to be staring at James and Severus's naked splendidness. I disagree - but left anyway.
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Post by propertyofcapnjack on Nov 8, 2007 6:19:45 GMT
Just wait, soon he'll be starkers, too, wanting your undivided attention. XDD I generally steer away from the kitchen, especially when I can't see them from the waist down due to the counter-tops. Unless of course it's J. But believe it or not, he doesn't bring out his birthday suit for all to see.
Anyway, Jack & I are doing grocery shopping soon. I'm gathering everyone's list. What is on yours & Cutler's, Marie?
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Post by madambeckett on Nov 8, 2007 9:10:24 GMT
What Cutler and I need to buy is probably best done by just us XD
But thanks for asking.
I have noticed how Jack doesn't whip off his kit like the others - nor does Hector, but I think that's got more to do with his clothes being attached to his body with brine.
I think it's mainly James, really. Being single (and attractive), he tends to believe that everyone wants to see his johnson.
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Post by propertyofcapnjack on Nov 8, 2007 11:23:50 GMT
Okay, your theory on Hector & the brine... that killed me. So funny. I think you're probably right. Fine. I'll let everyone shop for themselves. Might be best to keep the tiny bit of innocence I have left from living here. A big part of that is Jack's fault.  I actually wonder about the day James brings some bird home. We're going to judge the hell out of her & probably scare her senseless. |
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Post by madambeckett on Nov 8, 2007 11:41:03 GMT
LOL, yes, we are very imposing. Not only would she have to deal with the scrutiny, but also with:
1. The fact that the boys don't mind walking around in the nut
2. The walk in liquor cabinet
3. The PlayStation 2 room (also known as James' porn room)
4. Jack the Monkey
5. Barbossa walking into the bathroom when it's occupied
6. The fact that our next door neighbour Davy Jones still uses a chamber pot
7. Cutler and my bedroom noises (sorry about the noise peeps)
And much much more
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Post by propertyofcapnjack on Nov 8, 2007 11:59:00 GMT
No need to apologise - Jack & I aren't going to. We should all be getting some, that way, no one cares. *Shrugs & clears throat*
8. Barbossa's animal mating DVD's
9. Mine & Jack's nail painting sessions
10. Our group skinny dipping sessions
11. Drunken Strip Poker Night
I'll stop there.
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