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Post by Jacky on Feb 25, 2009 11:31:30 GMT
"He, eh?" Gibbs raises a bushy eyebrow. "I think he's.. she's... oh, whatever. I think tis the truth that they swapped bodies! Grab him!" He points at Jacks body.
"Her." I correct him dryly.
"Bloody.. Jack, if tis is true, tis the weirdest situation I've ever seen." Gibbs mutters under his breath, as some crewmembers grab a hold of Crystabel in Jack's body to bring her to the brig.
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Post by Jacksblackpearl on Feb 25, 2009 12:01:36 GMT
"let me go!" I shout, trying to kick the five crewmembers, that were needed to capture and hold me, off. "For god's sake I told her about that meeting! Now you're letting MY ship in command of a woman!"
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Post by Jacky on Feb 25, 2009 12:09:37 GMT
"You told me, but then forgot 'bout it yerselves? Crystabel, ye've gotta come up with somethin' better than tha'." I narrow my eyes at her. "And stop kickin' around, ye'll damage me body with yer idiotic ways."  |
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Post by Jacksblackpearl on Feb 25, 2009 12:22:34 GMT
"..oh..are you afraid of that ? Well we'll see how I can damage your body!!" I threaten as they bring me below decks and throw me into the brig.
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Post by Jacky on Feb 25, 2009 14:44:46 GMT
I'm thankful for the sudden silence when she's taken care off. But my crew is staring at me in disbelief and mistrust. I frown, throw my hands up in frustration. "WHAT!? Get to work, ye bloody scurvy dogs! Tis bad enough as it is!" I snarl at them. And at this rather characteristical way of telling them off, most of them actually start moving. "Bloody blighters." I mumble, stomping over to the helm.
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Post by Jacksblackpearl on Feb 25, 2009 15:38:18 GMT
As the crew walk back updecks I am left alone in the brig.
"Goddammit, I am ugly, hairy, male and I smell...can this get any worse?" I growl and look through a peep-hole in the side of the brig. The ship is moving away from shipwreckcove..
"What can I do to get the upperhand..." I kick against the wall angrily. "Bloody Sparrow.." I look down and suddenly get an idea, my eyes directed at his..my crotch..
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Post by Jacky on Feb 25, 2009 16:07:31 GMT
(Haha oh god  ... *awaits what she'll do* ) I'm having some serious issues dealing with being so small and breakable. When I attempt to shove a crate aside on my way to the helm, I find myself nearly tripping over the damn thing. "...HELL!" I curse colorfully, hating this body, hating Crystabel, hating her parents for ever giving birth to this body. |
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Post by Jacksblackpearl on Feb 25, 2009 18:59:38 GMT
I on the other hand am far from pleased with this body either. I slowly pull Jack's pants open and glance down, one eye open, one eye closed, as if to protect myself from the one-eyes snake I'm about to see.
"Iiiiehww... oh .. geez" I look away "Someone could use a spongebath down there" I mutter. As for size though, I am a bit disappointed. You'd think that a man with such a big mouth would have something to live up to...
I grin slightly and walk over to the bars, shouting as loud as I can "Ooh CRYSSYYYY, How would you like it if Jack became a eunuch as of today ? ? ! "
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Post by Jacky on Mar 1, 2009 12:09:41 GMT
When I hear her shout, my expression turns blank instantly. "..."
I leave the helm to mister Gibbs, stalking down to the brig while mumbling under my breath how I'm going to kill that bloody wench (once she's back in her own body) in the most painful ways imaginable.
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Post by Jacksblackpearl on Mar 5, 2009 8:18:37 GMT
I smirk amused when he comes trodding down. "Now, I knew that would get your attention" I grin evilly, my hand on my/his crotch. "Get me out of here or you'll regret messing around with me, and so will minijack... and boy is he mini"
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... *awaits what she'll do* )